Happy Earth Day

Yoga With Maheshwari

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On Earth Day I invite you to meditate on healing our planet. Sitting quietly in a comfortable position, bring to mind the image of someone you love deeply. Focus on the feeling of loving this person (you could also use a pet or something else that brings this feeling). Perhaps there is a peaceful feeling, a calm, a deep bliss. As you sit with this feeling, try to expand it to other beings in your life. Continue to grow this feeling until you visualize this feeling of love surrounding the earth. For some, a visualization of hugging the earth is helpful; for others imaging wrapping the earth in a white, pink or blue light helps. Use any imagery that may help you to spread love to our world.

If you are not comfortable with meditation here are a couple of links that may help you get started:

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Buddhist humour 

I came across these jokes and found them quite amusing. Hopefully you do as well!
tombstone1. A Zen master told me, “Do the opposite of what I tell you.” So I didn’t.

2. Says the Master to his pupil: “Do you understand that you don’t really exist?”
Upon which the pupil replies: “To whom are you telling that?”

3. Prince Gautama, who had become Buddha, saw one of his followers meditating under a tree at the edge of the Ganges River. Upon inquiring why he was meditating, his follower stated he was attempting to become so enlightened he could cross the river unaided. Buddha gave him a few pennies and said: “Why don’t you seek passage with that boatman. It is much easier.”

4. Someone sent the Buddha a gift box tied with a ribbon. Buddha opened it to find it empty. “Aha!”, he said, “Just what I wanted. Nothing!”

5. What does a Buddhist comedian say when the audience stops laughing? “I know you’re out there. I can concentrate on your breathing.”

6. A Western Buddhist woman was in India, studying with her teacher. She was riding with another woman friend in a rickshaw, when they were attacked by a man on the street. In the end, the attacker only succeeded in frightening the women, but the Buddhist woman was quite upset by the event and told her teacher. She asked him what she should have done: “what would have been the appropriate, Buddhist response?” The teacher said very simply, “You should have very mindfully and with great compassion whacked the attacker over the head with your umbrella.”

7. What did one Zen practitioner give to another for their birthday? Nothing.

8. What did the Buddhist say to the pizza chef?  Make me one with everything. The pizza chef prepares it and gives it to the monk. The monk pays him and asks for the change. The pizza vendor says: “Change comes from within.”

9. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? There is no light bulb.

10. Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? A: He enters Nerdvana.

11. Why did the Buddhist coroner get fired? He kept marking the cause of death as “birth.”

12. A Buddhist phones the monastery and asks the monk, “Can you come to do a blessing for my new house?”
The monk replies “Sorry, I’m busy.”
“What are you doing? Can I help?”
“I’m doing nothing.” replied the monk. “Doing nothing is a monk’s core business and you can’t help me with that.”
So the next day the Buddhist phones again, “Can you please come to my house for a blessing?”
“Sorry,” said the monk, “I’m busy.”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m doing nothing,” replied the monk.
“But that was what you were doing yesterday!” said the Buddhist.
“Correct”, replied the monk, “I’m not finished yet!”

~ Ajahn Brahm

13. A zen student asked his master: “Is it okay to use email?” “Yes”, replied the master, “but with no attachments.”

14. A student is on one side of a raging river. There are no bridges. He has no boat. He shouts out to the master on the opposite bank. “How do I get to the other side?” The master shouts back: “You are on the other side.”

Resources:

http://buddhistjokes.com/

http://www.rudyh.org/buddhist_buddhism_jokes_fun__humor-quotes.htm

http://mrjam.typepad.com/diary/2010/02/10-best-buddhist-jokes.html

http://whatdoyouthinkmyfriend.com/Lighter/index.html

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